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Police Appeal following Copper Theft

Nobody likes a bent copper. You can’t get them in the machines.

Via the Avon and Somerset Constabulary:

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Police are asking to residents in Bristol to be vigilant following several incidents of copper theft.

In recent weeks copper piping has been stolen from a number of electricity sub-stations in North Bristol. Concentrated in the BS9 and BS10 areas offenders have been breaking into the substations and stealing the copper piping inside. To do this they are pulling out plugs carrying 11,000 volts which puts themselves at risk but can send extra voltage to nearby homes and damage electrical appliances.

Speaking about the offences, Detective Constable Matt Stanford from Southmead CID said: "These offences are mainly in the North Bristol area in places such as Henbury Road and Sea Mills. The people committing these offences need to be aware of the danger they are putting themselves in. They also put at risk homes in the surrounding area which could well damage televisions and other electrical equipment. Homeowners can us tackle the problem, and in doing so reduce the risk of their homes being affected by remaining vigilant and reporting anything suspicious to the police."

Anyone with information should contact Southmead CID on 0845 456 7000. Alternatively contact Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 or via www.crimestoppers-org.uk - they never ask your name or trace your call. Call the charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111 or via www.crimestoppers-uk.org We never ask for your name or trace your call.

Copper is currently trading on the London Metals Exchange at USD $7,384.00 per tonne, which is about £4.87 a kilogram. Not really worth the danger, I think. For example:

John Roberts, aged 39, then fled from Park Mills before driving to his girlfriend's house in Bramley in a panic where his hair, skin and t-shirt began burning off.

Mr Roberts, of Winrose Avenue, Belle Isle, died in the burns unit at Pinderfields General Hospital 10 days later where he had 37 per cent burns.

That’s one of almost a million search results for “copper thief death

A Museum of Graffiti

(Note – I feel quite pleased that I’ve been blogging long enough that I can recycle my old material; almost like a proper journalist)

I’ve been banging on about local vanity project/white elephant the Museum of Bristol for years now. You may recall this was a simple spruce up of the Bristol Industrial Museum, but unfortunately it was overcome by ambition and is now a £10m £18m £22m £27m circa £30m “kulcha” project. Putting the problems of the continually escalating budget and the skimming of staff and money from other local museums to one side, let’s look again at the premise.

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Back when the MoB was first announced in its current incarnation (there have been plans to build a museum on the dockside for at least 30 years) it was described as follows:

"The Museum of Bristol will be a flagship museum showing how the history of a major city can be told through the words, memories and objects of ordinary people, as well as the well-known and famous connected with Bristol."

Most cities have a large Museum and Art Gallery, and a number of [small] subsidiary institutions covering topics of local significance, or clearly-defined [large] institutions with national collections. There really is no precedent for a city the size of Bristol spending £30 million on an inwardly looking local social-cultural-historical-something-or-other venue.

The Museum of Bristol is not going to be servicing the national or international tourist market. If people are in the city for a short period of time, their most likely stopping points are the S.S. Great Britain (170,000 visitors a year) and perhaps Blaise Castle Estate. So the 250,000 visitors a year target for the new Museum of Bristol is unlikely to be met. After an initial visit in the first year by half of the local population, about 10-20% of Bristolians (mainly kids dragged along on school trips) will visit it in future years. Even with “free” entry, there’s just not enough footfall to generate big numbers in the Café or Gift Shop.

One could argue that the Museum of Bristol serves a higher purpose and shouldn’t be judged on its ability to draw in crowds, but if you’re taking that line then it’s probably not your £30 million being spent, and you won’t be paying the circa £1.2-£1.6 million annual running costs (including financing charges).

We can’t unbuild the building. We might as well finish it and do something with it. And I suppose we’ve got to open a museum otherwise the government will want their our money back.

So, we need a theme for a Museum that evokes the spirit of Bristol, that isn’t a replica on an existing offering in the cultural heritage market, that positions the institution to draw international visitors, and most importantly of all provides good merchandising and concession opportunities and doesn’t require too much of a start-up cost. Ideally the subject matter should also be flexible enough to draw on existing travelling collections and archives.

Now the theme is a bit tricky. Industrial museums have been done to death, as have most types of transport, militaria and naval & maritime history. Liverpool’s International Museum of Slavery also decisively trumps our “Breaking the Chains/Abolition 200 leftovers”. There’s already a National Museum of Flight. There are loads of Museums of Theatre. Bath have got the Romans sewn up, so there’s no chance of getting a piece of that action. There isn’t much left in the traditional cultural heritage sphere.

But there is something that springs to mind, and the links with Bristol are extremely strong:

Yes, really - a Museum of Graffiti

One of Bristol’s niche exports is Graffiti/Street Art. I can’t say it is my cup of tea, and the Graffiti afficionados don’t like me much either. But the important thing in developing a new offering in the market is to think about what potential customers will want, not your own preferences. Ticking off the reasons why this might work:

  1. A Museum of Graffiti would be globally unique. There are some small ad-hoc institutes on the East Coast of the USA, but nothing significant
  2. There is a recognisable local Graffiti culture with clear links to Bristol
  3. The medium transcends language, thus could be very attractive for non-English speakers
  4. There is global interest in Graffiti/Street Art. i.e. him that must not be named.
  5. The profit margins on selling hardback books about Graffiti, artwork prints and other branded souvenirs would be considerable
  6. There are already existing travelling Graffiti exhibitions, and the exhibition currently on offer at the Royal West of England Academy was well attended. It wouldn’t cost much to build a collection in the first years of operation, particularly if you emphasised contextual authenticity over artifacts. #
  7. The current Banksy vs Bristol Museum show is ridiculously popular, and even if it’s no longer street-art per se, it still demonstrates the popular interest in the concept. (Over 200,000 visitors as of the end of July, with queuing times of approximately three hours).
  8. Several Street Art works of international note are already within the city, either affixed to authority bricks or obtainable through a bit of negotiation.
  9. The new Museum of Bristol is specified to have air conditioned galleries so at least we’ll actually be using them for something sensible.
  10. Did I mention that the profit margins on selling hardback books about Graffiti, artwork prints and other branded souvenirs would be considerable?

One might argue that this is a concept for a Gallery rather than a Museum, but a bit of lateral thinking can finesse the difference. Add in a few interactive exhibits for kids using solvent-free aerosols, sponsor a research fellowship or two, a social action programme to increase the self esteem of deprived NEETs, live art demonstrations, history of paint, a diorama about CFCs and the environment, something about links to ethnic art. Hell, chuck a couple of culture wonks with PhDs in Navel Gazing at the brief and I’m sure they can come up with something.

This is the least worst approach I can think of to stem the flow of cash from the MoB project, and actually achieve some sort of positive outcome.

[Much of the above is recycled from a previous post. I thought it was a bit speculative, but the Banksy vs Bristol Museum show has rather demonstrate my point for me. One can’t argue with success (photo via BBC)]

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Local Visit Bristol [Tourist Board] spokesman Feisal Khalif, reckons the “legacy of Banksy” will keep people coming back to Bristol in future years. But I’m sceptical that “come for the pop-art, stay for the steam ship” is a plausible message.

As an avowed philistine, I shan’t bother extending the discussion on “what is art”. Banksy is filling the niche formerly occupied by Andy Warhol; he brokers and manages the creation of arresting images, sculpture and installations. Whether this makes him as much a publicist as an artist is irrelevant; the brand sells. So Bristol would be wise to do a deal with the man and trade his popularity for centre stage in the new “Museum” and finesse things with the Quango funds to keep them happy. We might even make some of that £30 million back.

Current Minister of State for Employment and Welfare Reform in the Department for Work and Pensions, and Minister for the South West Jim Knight MP is in town today. No doubt he’ll be telling his 900 Facebook friends about it.

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Plymouth Nursery teacher Vanessa George – Bristol court hearing today

The other day I was discussing the US legal system at their local (county) level, particularly commenting that a great deal of information about court hearings, trial results, prisoner records, bail and parole is routinely available to the public.

Interestingly, I’ve just noticed a source of UK court data that wasn’t obviously available last time I was looking for information. Website Courtserve is now providing a listing of cases before County Courts to “authorised media” (I’m not sure whether bloggers count, but I’ve asked) and a free daily listing of the business of Britain’s Crown & High Courts.

For example, at The Law Courts in Bristol today, The Honourable Justice Royce (Presiding Judge, Western Circuit) will be hearing cases relating to the recent accusations of Child Abuse made against Plymouth nursery teacher, Vanessa George. (previously reported by BBC).

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Vanessa George, formerly of Little Ted’s Nursery, is last on the billing (session starts at 14:15 Mon 27th July 2009) following hearings on the cases of Colin Blanchard and Angela Allen, both charged with offences relating to the production and distribution of indecent images of children.

(Note – these are probably just preliminary hearings to set dates for the trials. If you get a “Jury Duty” notice for Bristol in the next few weeks, it might be worth thinking of a good excuse if you don’t fancy spending a couple of weeks looking at child pornography.)

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[Update: These are “directions hearings”, so the defendants may not be there.]

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